The "I'm turning 20-40 and here's my childhood" starterpack
I'm a school cook with six ovens behind me at my station. A coworker who works mainly in the dining hall area where it's 40-50 degrees cooler keeps turning my fans off because she's cold...
MRW my mom turns my joke into a 40 min lecture
Woke up to the perfect template for my life right now. Just turned 40, gf gone, and out of work for Covid! Had to make it mine!
Never felt like this until I turned 40
MRW I found out that "Blazing Saddles" turns 40 years old today
When my date turns up 40 minutes late, passes out, demands I have sex with her, and then cancels when I give her a second date.
MRW I waited 40 minutes for my homemade pizza and then realized I accidentally turned the oven off
Ever since I turned 40 my "Old Man" gene has kicked in.
MRW Someone turns it to Top 40 radio in the gym.
Turns out I was doing it wrong because I got a 40...
I just turned 40. This thought hit me this morning.
I've got some explaining to do
My younger sister's birthday is January 1st. She just turned 40, I told her "Welcome to the old side!"
Especially since I turned 40...
As a woman who turned 40 this year it's nice to know I've still got it with the young men, was told I'm his "new best friend"
My favorite uncle turned 40 and this is all he asked for...
A co-worker's current situation.
I just go with it, it will look nice on my review.
Re: As a man in his early 30's, dating girl with no kids. I think I lucked out as well.