When she need to go the optician instead
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👤︎ u/Xeizar
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Friend asked me this after a visit to the optician
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👤︎ u/hymanimy
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I made my optician very uncomfortable yesterday. Didn't even realise what I'd said until I saw her face....
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In my defence, optician is a difficult word to wrap your head around at 5.30am...
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📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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The weird eye doctor starterpack (OC)
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📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Got a haircut today. I meant that she could blow dry the hair off of me.
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👤︎ u/HalfV10Dub
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