His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. He didn't like the way mom cooked the spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to punch mom right in her lip balm but he keeps on forgettin' about the Domestic Violence Protection Act, 2000, S.O. 2000, c. 33 - Bill 117.
Keep calm and believe in yourself
MRW I decide to 'Sort by Controversial' on Reddit and promised to keep calm and collected
People of the 90s....Keep Calm and Shell On
Keep Calm and Office-On Guy: Starter Pack
Black Twitter is all over the place today. Rhymefest is trying to keep calm
Keep calm, follow instructions, and let your lawyer do the fighting, don't give them a way to justify their actions
MRW I saw a truck with a "Keep Calm and Chive On" sticker on its window
MRW I step outside, realize how much it snowed and unnsusccesfully try to keep calm
MRW I noticed the background of /r/AdviceAnimals was "Keep Calm and Meme On"
MRW I'm at the bar, someone asks what I do, and I tell them that I'm in the military, to which they respond, "Oh, well then, Keep Calm and Chive On!"
MRW when I see yet another "Keep Calm..." image
MRW someone tells me to stay calm when a wasp keeps flying at me.
She keeps rushing me to get things done. She can't calm down.
This is what I want to replace every "Keep Calm and ____" with
Not sure if they knew that she helped me keep calm before each visit to drill cavities.
Cookie season is upon us. Keep calm and bake on!
