How many projects have glitter?
The Glitter Mines are hell
Everyone and everything has glitter on it for the foreseeable future
“...and all that glitters is COVID”
hand me my glitter pen. shit's goin down.
But the glitter tags were fire 🔥
MRW Spotify emails me saying 'Because you listened to Gary Glitter you might also like R.Kelly, Michael Jackson or Chris Brown'
All that glitters is gold...
All that glitters is not gold
I showed up for breakfast with some specks of glitter on my face
When you work in an office that loves glitter, I count this as a win.
MRW my sister's a makeup artist and scientists suddenly want to ban glitter.
MR (and his) when my roommate comes home from the strip club absolutely doused in glitter.
MRW my brother shows me his shirt with blood, poop and glitter stains that he wore to the strip club last night.
First the crayons, now glitter?
MRW a teacher at the school I clean decides to use Glitter as a teaching aid.
When the lap dance ends and I'm covered in stripper glitter
Sometimes you gotta fight fire with glitter
Me 24 hours after doing the Glitter Beard Challenge
MRW my friend said she likes "Lost Boy type" vampires because the "Twilight" kind is crap for girls who are attracted to glitter
Girlfriend's Glitter Panties
Not all that glitters is gold...especially to the Attention Generation
I can't tell my wife or she'll misunderstand my love for glitter and show tunes