Haha as if I'd know what a girlfriend is [OC]
As if I have a Girlfriend
My Girlfriend made me “Bold and Brash” as a gift.
You will never be as cool as when Shrek got a girlfriend at 2 years old.
How have I never posted this! My girlfriend painted me this as a gift, it’s my favorite thing to hang on my wall.
I just gave a pack of glasses wipes to my newly glasses user ex girlfriend as a women's day gift. I don't why I did it but it was hilarious
I used my girlfriend as a meme template.
As a person with severe trust problems, MRW I see my girlfriend talking to any other guy
When I meet a woman and she's wearing the same perfume as my first girlfriend.
MRW my girlfriend says she's glad she got fired because now we can spend more quality time together as a couple.
As a young guy living alone, MRW my girlfriend makes me a grilled cheese
MRW I go to the strip club and see my ex-girlfriend there stripping, after she told me she got a job as a "model"
As a teenager talking to my girlfriends biker step dad about the septic tank
As a guy living with his girlfriend right now, this is my confession
As a 19 year old virign, MRW I'm with friends and they talk about sex with their girlfriends.
As a Jew who attends Christmas mass with my girlfriend and her family...
My girlfriend uses me as a hands-free purse... I don't always remember to empty my pockets before work.
As a guy who works for his girlfriend, it is best to keep the boss happy, I get good benefits.
As a skinny man, this is MRW I have to strip in front of a new girlfriend.
As a student with no girlfriend in sight
My girlfriend acts nonchalant in front of my family when she sees has a gift under the tree. Her reaction as soon as we're alone:
As a guy with a mom, grandma, and girlfriend who all remember dates really well...
My reaction when my girlfriend requests that we switch to eating vegan "as a team"
My girlfriend sent me a text about seeing this image just as i was scrolling past it on this subreddit. What are the odds?
MRW meeting my girlfriend's brother the second time, he makes a joke about me being gay, and I retort, "Well gay as I am I'm still fucking your sister tonight."
As a 25 year old man with no girlfriend, kids or pets
There's a dude at my gym really intently watching as his girlfriend does squats...
MRW I offer a free dinner to my mate and he brings his girlfriend as well which I now have to pay for.
As a guy in college, this should be more common with girlfriends
My girlfriend told her 12 year old brother to take a bath, he dismissed the idea as unmanly and said...
When your mum and your girlfriend are joking together over some embarrassing thing you did as a child.
MRW my girlfriend says she doesn't have time for a quickie as she leaves for work
MRW I found out that my super-fundie ex-girlfriend inadvertantly gave her kid the same exact name (first and last) as a really raunchy porn star.
As a college Student living in another country away from my family, struggling with anxiety, depression, and a psycho girlfriend, this made my day. (Update)
When I find a slice of pizza in the fridge which I forgot about, right as my hung over girlfriend comes into the kitchen
As a man without a girlfriend.
MRW my girlfriend posts on FB about what I did for her birthday and everyone is praising me as a great boyfriend
HIF on New Years Day as a 29 y/o guy who's never had a girlfriend
My girlfriend said this as I swerved around a muffler laying in the road.
As the girlfriend of a smoker...
MRW my girlfriend gives me a shopping list but continues to verbally add more as I'm leaving
As chemical engineering majors, my girlfriend and I's RW we see the course material of a physics class we "took for fun".