MRW when I'm a Socal resident who just went through an earthquake, the start of the Santa Ana Winds and air pollution due to a raging forest fire
And it'll be right back to Earth, Wind, and Fire next year im sure
Wippity wind, u r putin'd
When 2020 sends 100+ mph winds through my town and knocks down all the trees
Gone like a Mcfly in the wind
thanks... winds for fucking me up
Any way the wind... blows..... (bshhh)
Yeah gas is $2.35/gallon but wind is free
When you swipe for wind but get flute.
Gone With the Wind is not being cancelled. People should read more than the headlines
When the tour guide says lets throw caution to wind and head back.
Just cause you see it in pørn and in the movies doesn't mean you should do it. That's how you wind up an offender. Remember that.
The first and last wind instrument I played.
Trump’s wall knocked over by a bit of wind
Ooooooooklahoma where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
Hmm... it must be a reference to the popular series Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 5, Golden Wind
This will fade like a turd in the wind
wind do be soundin good doe
Ride like the wind Bullseye
MRW I'm sitting by the campfire and the wind shifts and the smoke blows right in my face for a few seconds before shifting back.
Oooooooklahoma where the wind comes whistling down the plains.
“Run like the wind, Bullseye!”
MRW I'm exhausted as hell but hit my second wind right as I'm going to bed.
“Did something happen? I felt the wind just now...”
Throw caution to the wind
The wind, the sun, and the rain couldn't be reached for comment
Butts to the wind, baby!!!!
Then you realize it's moving because of wind
MRW one of the co-writers of Earth, Wind, and Fire's "September" passed away
*walking away as cvs receipt flails in the wind behind you*
It’s the wind that gets ya
PSA it’s Frog & Toad not Wind in the Willows
All we are in bag of the wind
Do you smell that? It's winds of change.
Don’t let me r/ *wind blowing noises* you
EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! VIRTUE SIGNALING!
60 MPH winds in NY got me feeling like I’m delivering a Krusty Krab Pizza.
MRW when I see Trump tweet about wanting global warming to come back because of the record breaking wind chill temperatures in the midwest
"ahhhh, were golden winds" *youtube slowly burning*
Colder than the winter wind when it breeze yo... 🤧
Wind breakers, panty droppers
Y’all mind if I wind out and make The Plague 2
It really does wind "people" up.
Credits to @Wind_Blazer on Twitter
It's not the cold that gets you, its the wind
Hubs was asked to tie down things in case we get winds from Dorian.. was he sleepwalking?
When it’s hour 6 of no internet after a wind storm...
We found Shell City !!! Now where is my bag of wind?
TIL that The Mollusk, the Ween album that inspired Spongebob, has the song Waving My Dick In The Wind on it...
(Kincade) PGE turned off power to people's homes but not power to the transformers... during the high winds a 43 year old transformer, not surprisingly, malfunctioned. PGE then shuts off all power and not too long after a fire starts in the same area as that transformer... WTF...
Yet here I am wondering why none of the lads ever include me on holiday and wind up flabbergasted when nobody shows up to my birthday bbq
Protesting against Amazon is as effective as pissing in the wind
MRW my girlfriend breaks wind when I'm down on her
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
THE WIND GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BACK, DAD
German soldier in WWI throws mustard gas at the French army but the wind carried it back towards his trench. (Battle of Ypres, 1915)
Coworker's response when walk 2 miles to work in -10 F wind chills, having just moved from LA to Chicago...