MRW my mom asks what i want for my 30th birthday
My wife gifted me a kitten for my 30th birthday. This is how I feel after day 3 of owning my first cat.
MRW someone wishes me a happy 30th birthday but I'm only turning 29
My birthday is on June 30th. I only realized this was not a thing when one year I asked my mom if I could get others presents, too
So on my 30th Birthday, my wife says to me that she is starting to see gray hair
So, I went to my cousins 30th birthday party tonight. This is the first thing I said to my sister when I walked in. It was the only reason I went.
Regarding the guy who got a minecraft cake for his 30th birthday
Not exactly how I planned to spend my 30th birthday today.
Awesome/awkward on my 30th birthday last week...
Girl replied in a Facebook group message that she couldn't make our friend's 30th birthday as she's currently in the middle of a cleanse.
My wife told me all she wants for her 30th birthday is for me to learn a song for her on the piano.
Searching Pinterest for 30th birthday party ideas for my sister is hard
They told me I couldn't succeed in life. I told them happy 30th birthday, bitch.
How I feel going out to bars after my 30th birthday
It's my 30th Birthday today! Here's my fav bday meme